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(Post) Happy Ween Warming Day!

DiploDouglas and I threw a Happy Halloween|Housewarming|Birthday! party on Saturday. It was the dress up kind of party - can you tell?
I hope you know who we are. 
And I got Pat from SNL a lot.
Or “Newman’s character in Jurassic Park!”, fine you get points for that. 

We also dressed up and walked around Halloween night in reverse trick-or-treating style: Handing out candy from our bucket. The kids were really confused.

They were also really confused about the fat man/woman walking around with a lizard thing.
One woman looked at Doug and said, “He’s a fish!”
I snickered.
Doug said, “Baby, not everyone is as educated as you.”
Does a fish have claws? I rest my case.

It was actually surprising/appalling how many people didn’t understand that it was Jurassic Park and Doug was the Dilophosaurus and I was Dennis Nedry. I even had a Barbosol can.
A different generation, I guess.

Speaking of Jurassic Park, today in an interview I was asked the best interview question ever: ”What is your favorite Jurassic Park?”
I was worried it was a trick question: “1, though 3 has a special place in my heart.”
“So you would go 1, 3, 2?”
“No, I would still have to go 1, 2, 3. 3’s still not that good.”